Lotto jokes

A guy named Joe finds
himself in dire
trouble. His business
started going bust and he found himself in serious
financial
trouble. He was so desperate that he decided to pray
for
help.

"Oh Lord, please help me, I've lost my business and if
I
don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as
well,
please let me win the lotto".

Lotto night arrived and somebody else
won the prize.

Joe again looked up and prayed...

"Oh Lord,
please let me win the lotto! I've lost my
business, my house and
I'm going to lose my car as well".

Again, Lotto night came and

One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular

diamond ring.

"Where did you get that ring?" her husband
asks.

"Well, she replies, "my boss and I played the lotto and we
won, so I
bought it with my share of the winnings.

A week
later, his wife comes home with a long shiny fur coat.

"Where did
you get that coat?" her husband asks.

She replies "My boss and
played the lotto and we won again, so I
bought it with my share of
the winnings.

Another week later, his wife comes home, driving
in a red Ferrari.

"Where did you get that car?" her husband