"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."

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Face jokes

"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a

werewolf! Is that true?"
"No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your
face."

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