Money jokes

Did you hear about the Wall Street investment banker who won $10 million in the lottery? He's so happy that he's giving some

Did you hear about the Wall Street investment

banker who won $10 million in the lottery?
He's so happy that
he's giving some serious thought to paying back
his student loan.


Q:Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')

Q:Why did the man put
his money in the
freezer?
A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')


Q: What do you call counterfeited German currency? A: Question marks.

Q: What do you call
counterfeited German
currency?
A: Question marks.


After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: "Honey, we've finally got enough money to buy wh

After years of scrimping and saving, a husband
told
his wife the good news:
"Honey, we've finally got enough
money to buy what we started saving
for in 1979."
"You mean a
brand-new Cadillac?" she asked eagerly.
"No," said the husband, "a
1979 Cadillac."


Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket? Because two halves make a whole (hole), and you could lose your mone

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in
your pocket?
Because two halves make a whole (hole), and you could lose
your
money.


How do thunderstorms invest their money? -In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets

How do thunderstorms invest their
money?

-In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets


A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong. "Ohhh, it's my girlfriend." "What's the problem?" "When I

A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and

asked what was wrong.
"Ohhh, it's my girlfriend."
"What's the
problem?"
"When I asked her if she could learn to love me, she asked
me how much
I was willing to spend on her education."


Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you ? Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money !

Mother:
Why did you just swallow the money I
gave you ?
Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money !


Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player? Because sometimes he gives you a quarte

Why is someone who borrows money but does not

pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives
you a quarter back and sometimes a half
back.


What is the quickest way to double your money ? Fold it in half !

What is the quickest way to double your money
?
Fold it in half !


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