Monster jokes

What monster flies his kite in a rain
storm?
Benjamin Frankenstein

What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and
belongs to Grandpa monster?
- Grandma monster

What's a monsters favorite play?
Romeo and
Ghouliet

What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his

goldfish's brain in the body of his dog?
I don't know, but it
is great at chasing submarines.

What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps
on
Batman and Robin ?
Flatman and Ribbon !

What kind of monster is safe
to put in the
washing machine?-
A wash and wear wolf

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to
the
other?
I didn't know we lived on the same block.

What do you
call a clever monster?

Frank Einstein.

Frankenstein: Help, I've got a short circuit!

Igor: Don't worry, I'll lengthen it.

Why are monsters huge and hairy and
ugly?-
Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be

M&M's