Mouse jokes

Why did the mouse eat a candle ?
For some
light refreshment!

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet
of
washing up powder ?
Bubble and squeak !

Do you know what a mice said when it saw a
bat?
Mom ! I see an angel.

What is a mouse's favourite game ?
Hide and
squeak !

What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ?
Mouse
code !

What's a mouse's favourite record ?
Please
cheese me !

Who is king of all the mice ?
Mouse Tse Tung
!

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !

What's gray and furry on
the inside and
white on the outside ?
A mouse sandwich !

What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a
minefield !