Movie and TV jokes
What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ? Gnus - readers !
What sort of animals make the best TV
presenters ?
Gnus - readers !
What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ? Collie-wood !
What do you get if you cross a dog and a
film studio ?
Collie-wood !
What is an Actor? A man who tries to be everything but himself
What is an Actor? A man who tries to be
everything but
himself
What do you call a fight between film actors ? Star wars !
What do you call a fight between film
actors ?
Star wars !
Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ? To boldly go where no man has been before !
Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies
toilet ? To boldly go where no man has been before !
Q: How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when
Q:
How many movie directors does it
take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one, but he wants to do it
thirty-two times and when he's done
everyone thinks that his last
lightbulb was much better.
What's the definition of a good actor? Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.
What's the definition of a good actor?
Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.
A bit-part actor finally got his first leading role in a major film. In one scene the actor had to jump off a high diving bo
A bit-part actor finally got his first
leading role
in a major film. In one scene the actor had to jump off
a high diving
board in to a swimming pool. He climed to the top of
the board, looked
down and promptly climbed down
again.
`What's the matter?' asked the director.
`I can't jump from that
board!' said the actor. `Do you know there's
only one foot of
water in that pool?'
'Yes,' said the director. `We don't want
you to drown, you
know.'
Why do actors like snooker halls? Because that's where they get their best cues.
Why do actors like snooker
halls?
Because that's where they get their best cues.
