Once as Laloo was coming out of airport, there was huge rush and the security guard told him, "Wait Please." To which Laloo

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Once as Laloo was coming out of airport,
there was huge rush
and the security guard told him, "Wait Please."

To which Laloo replied, "65 kgs," and moved on.

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