Pig jokes

Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous
movie scenes?
A stunt ham.

Why did the pig send his story to New
York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

What did the pig call a manuscript?
A shoat
story.

What kind of tie does a pig wear ?
Pig's tie
!

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy

goat?
A crashing bore.

What famous pig actor made a movie about

Frankenswine?
Boaris Karloff.

What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of
grapes
?
A swine gut !

Why do pigs never recover from illness ?

Because you have to kill them before you cure them !

The teacher was furious with her son. "Just
because
you've been put in my class, there's no need to think you can
take
liberties. You're a pig." The boy said nothing. "Well! Do you
know
what a pig is?" "Yes, Mom," said the boy. "The offspring of a

swine."

Why won't the witch
let the traveling pig
actors into her gingerbread cottage?
She's afraid they'll bring down
the house.