Police Chief: Why do you spend all your time trying to hit flies? Officer: You assigned me to the swat team, didn't you?

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Police jokes

Police Chief:
Why do you spend all your
time trying to hit flies?
Officer: You assigned me to the swat team,
didn't you?

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