Rabbit jokes

A
lady opened her refrigerator and saw a
rabbit sitting on one of the
shelves,
"What are you doing in
there?" she asked.
The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't
it?"
The lady confirmed, "Yes." "Well," the rabbit said, "I'm

westing."

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the
world?
It has 4 rabbits' feet.

Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was

Arrested? R. Charged With Battery!

Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes.

They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "ok we

can run for it or we can stay here and out number them. And the
other
rabbit says, "were going to run for it you idiot I'm your
brother.

Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?
For
hare care.

What do you get if you pour boiling water

down rabbit holes?
Hot, cross bunnies !

Q: What do you get when you cross a perm

with a rabbit?
A: Curly hare.

Why did the rabbit
run out of the fast-food
restaurant?
He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on
a toasted
bunny.

Why did
the rabbits go on strike?
They
wanted a better celery!

Why are rabbits never gold?
How would you
tell them apart from goldfish?