Salesmen jokes

What salesman has the slickest line?
A
hair grease salesman.

"Is your mother home?" the
salesman asked
a small boy sitting on the steps in front of a house.
"Yeah, she's
home," the boy said, scooting over to let him past. The
salesman
rang the doorbell, got no response, knocked once, then again.
Still
no one came to the door. Turning to the boy, the fellow said, "I

thought you said your mother was home." The kid replied, "She is; but

this isn't where I live.

Ned: What does
your Dad sell ?
Ed:
Salt.
Ned: Well, my dad is a salt seller, too.
Ed: Shake.

A famous art collector is walking through the
city
when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the
doorway of
a store and he does a double take. He recognizes that
the saucer is
extremely old and very valuable, so he walks casually
into the store and
offers to buy the cat for two dollars.
The
storeowner replies "I'm sorry, but the cat isn't for sale.
The
collector says, "Please, I need a hungry cat around the house to
catch
mice. I'll pay you twenty dollars for that cat."
And the owner
says "Sold," and hands over the cat.
The collector continues, "Hey,

What do you have to know to be a real estate
salesman?
Lots.

A realty salesman had just closed his first

deal, only to discover that the piece of land he had sold was
completely
under water.

"That customer's going to come back here
pretty mad," he said to his
boss. "Should I give him his money
back?"

"Money back?" roared the boss. "What kind of salesman are
you? Get
out there and sell him a houseboat."

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for
Valentine's
Day?
Rugs and kisses!

What happened when the man asked the salesman

for a good belt?
"O.K., you asked for it," the salesman said as
he gave him a good
belt.

Salesman: That suit looks nice. It
fits
like a bandage.
Customer: Thanks. I bought it by accident.

Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket

calculator?
Customer: No, thanks. I know how many pockets I have.