School jokes

Q: What did one math book say to the
other?
A: Man I got a lot of problems!

Caspar: I was the teacher's pet last
year.
Jaspar: Why was that?
Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.

TEACHER: "Can anybody give an
example of
COINCIDENCE?"
JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the
same day, same
time."

Q. Why did the jellybean go to

school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

Teacher: What is the formula for
water ?

George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O
Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ?

George: Sure, you said H to O !

Pupil: The
art teacher doesn't like what
I'm making ?
Dad: Why is that, what are you making ?
Pupil:
Mistakes !

Principal: Do you do
your homework?
Kid:
Now & Then
Principal: Where do you do it?
Kid: Here &
There
Principal: Put him in the closet!!!
Kid: Hey, When will I get
out?
Principal: Oh, sooner or later

Teacher: In music, if "f" means
"forte",
what does "ff" mean ?
Pupil: Eighty

Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your
ears, do
you have an infection ?
Pupil: Well you keep saying that
things go in one ear and out the other
so I am trying to keep them
it all in!

Teacher: Fred, I'm glad to see your writing

has improved.
Pupil: Thank you
Teacher: Now I can see how bad
your spelling is though !