Snake jokes

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a

magic spell?
Addercadabra and abradacobra.

What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs
its
back legs together ?
Chimney Cricket !

Did you hear about the stupid snake?
He lost
his skin.

Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a

kangaroo?
A:('A jump rope')"

What do you get if
crossed a new born snake
with a basketball ?
A bouncing baby boa !

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking
I'm a
python.
Oh you can't get round me like that, you know.

Why did
the viper want to become a python?

He got the coiling.

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said

"Go forth and multiply" ?
They couldn't, they were adders !

What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a

python?
A twenty-foot-long strip-light that can squeeze you to
death.

What do you call a snake who works for the
governement ?
A civil serpent !