Snowman jokes

How do snowmen read their e-mails?
With an
icy-stare!

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?
A Snowman.

What kind of money do snowmen use? Iced

lolly.

Why was the
snowman's dog called Frost?
Because Frost bites.

Where do snowmen put their webpages?
On the
winternet.

What does a snowman eat for dinner?
Ice-burgers.

Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette

or a red-headed snowman?
A: A blonde, because you have to
hollow out its head,

What happened
when the icicle landed on
the sowmman's head?
It knocked him cold.

Why did Frosty
the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark
?
Frost bite !