Space jokes
Two aliens landed their ship on a golf course and watched a young man golfing. First he hit it into the high grass, mumbling
Two aliens landed their ship on a golf course
and
watched a young man golfing. First he hit it into the high grass,
mumbling and cursing he retrieved his ball. Then he hit it into the
sand
bunker shouting curse words he retrieved the ball. Next he hit
a perfect
hole in one, then the first alien said to the second,
"Uh-oh cover your
ears he's going to be really mad now"!
What do you call a sick extraterrestrial? An ailin' alien.
What do you call a sick extraterrestrial?
An
ailin' alien.
First Spaceman: I'm hungry. Second Spaceman: So am I, it must be launch time !
First Spaceman: I'm hungry.
Second Spaceman:
So am I, it must be launch time !
I want to be an astronaut when I grow up. What high hopes you have !
I want to be an astronaut when I grow
up.
What high hopes you have !
An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter, "How do you feel?" "How would you feel," the astronout replied, "if you were s
An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter,
"How do
you feel?"
"How would you feel," the astronout replied,
"if you were stuck
here, on top of 20,000 parts each one supplied by
the lowest
bidder?"
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships ? At parking meteors !
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships
?
At parking meteors !
How do spacemen pass the time on long trips ? They play astronauts and crosses !
How do spacemen pass the time on long
trips
?
They play astronauts and crosses !
