Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead ?, I didn't even know he was sick !

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Dead and dying jokes

Teacher: What can you tell me about the
Dead Sea?
Pupil: Dead ?, I didn't even know he was sick !

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