The theatrical manager exclaimed: "Your last role was magnificent, Mr. Brown. You enacted so well that officer wounded on th

The
theatrical manager exclaimed: "Your
last role was magnificent, Mr. Brown.
You enacted so well that
officer wounded on the battlefield. Your
suffering looked very much like
real."

"It was. I've got a large nail in my shoe."

"Well," said the manager, "for heaven's sake leave it in until the

end of the run of the play."