Three cowboys of the world are sitting around camp talking about how tough they were and the tales kept getting bigger and b

Three cowboys
of the world are sitting
around camp talking about how tough they were
and the tales kept
getting bigger and bigger.
The cowboy from Australia says, "I wrestled a
200 pound crocodile and
may it cry like a baby."

The Cowboy
from Brazil shakes his head and says, "I killed a 400 pound
steer
with my bare hands."

The Cowboy from Texas just smiled and kept
stirring the campfire with
his leg.