Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a drunken man. One said to the other, "You bite him ? I'm driving."

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Insect jokes

Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw
a
drunken man.
One said to the other, "You bite him ? I'm
driving."

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