Waiter, waiter, does the pianist play requests? Yes, sir. Then ask him to play tiddlywinks until I've finished my meal.

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Waiter, waiter, does the pianist play

requests?
Yes, sir. Then ask him to play tiddlywinks until I've
finished my
meal.

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