Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard? Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

in

Apple jokes

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his
orchard?
Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

You may like these Jokes as well...

If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs? None, because the s
What's the difference between a worm and an apple ? Have you ever tried worm pie ?!
What reads and lives in an apple ? A bookworm !
Why did Eve want to move to New York ? She fell for the Big Apple !
What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands? He brought it to school and said, 'An Ape-lle for the te