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Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told him to hit the hay.
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Bed jokes
Why did the kid punch the bed?
His mother told
him to hit the hay.
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When does a bed grow longer? At night, because two feet are added to it.
When is your mind like a rumpled bed? When it isn't made up yet.
Why did the boy take the ruler to bed? He wanted to see how long he slept.
